"director's cut" endings from children's films, part 1: willie wonka



WONKA: Charlie...my boy...You won! You did it! You did it! I knew you would, I just knew you would! The factory's yours! Come in, Mr. Wilkinson. Charlie, meet Mr. Wilkinson.

CHARLIE: Slugworth, you son of a bitch. (CHARLIE throws Everlasting Gobstopper at WILKINSON)

WONKA: No, no, that's not Slugworth. He works for me.

CHARLIE: How dare you show your face in this chocolate factory? (CHARLIE begins punching, kicking WILKINSON)

WONKA: Charlie, for God's sake, stop! It was only a test!

CHARLIE: This one's for Augustus! (Punch) And Violet! (Punch) And Veruca! (Punch)

GRANDPA JOE: Charlie, you're killing him! Please!

CHARLIE: Back off, old man! I'll hit you so hard you'll wish you were back in that bed!

WONKA: I don't think he's breathing, Charlie!

CHARLIE: (crying) Fucking Slugworth! (Punch) (Sniff) Oh, Mr. Wonka, what have I done?

WONKA: Cheer up, Charlie. It's gonna be OK, but we have to move fast. Grandpa Joe, we need two gallons of Fizzy-Lifting drink, a case of Scrumdidilyumptious bars, and an Oompa-Loompa that can keep a secret. Charlie, go warm up the glass elevator. We're headed for Mexico.


i always thought a good alternate ending to willy wonka and the chocolate factory would be if at the very end, as the glass elevator is flying off into the distance, it explodes in a big fireball. you know, just because.

I like your ending because you get a sense of why they're in the elevator and where they're going. I hate how the movie just ends with them floating in the air... I forget, does the book end like that?

No, the book has the fireball ending.

did you know there's more than one book? the second one is charlie and the glass elevator and takes place in outer space. oh, dahl, you cut-up.

Does it really take place in space?

there's marshmallow aliens. gooey chocolate center. so backward!

You people are all sick.
That's what you are.
Sheesh. Marshmallow Aliens. I mean, c'mon!

(On a side note: I will now have marshmallow alien nightmares.)

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