"I've been off drugs for the first time in 17 years."
"What about marijuana and ecstasy?"
"..."
* * *
"Maybe an Academy Award is just a trophy made out of Hollywood's wishes."
* * *
"Who is this?"
"It's The Shins. It'll change your life."
"How?"
"After you hear this song, you'll try to make people listen to The Shins all the time."
* * *
"Maybe this soundtrack is just a group of songs that make us all nostalgic for the same imaginary mp3 playlist."
* * *
"What's going on?"
"I think I'm about to cry."
"Oh good. Otherwise I would have had to have an epileptic seizure to wrap things up."
* * *
"Why is Method Man in this movie?"
"Maybe the Wu-Tang Clan is just the Actors' Studio for -"
"Stop right there."
* * *
"Hey Albert? Good luck exploring the infinite abyss."
"Thanks. Hey, you too."
"By 'infinite abyss', you mean Sam's vagina, right, Albert?"
"Yes I do."
