Handy: Truth or Dare, Tailor?
Handy: Tailor, if you could kiss anyone in Smurf Village, who would it be?
Tailor: Oh, smurf! I want Dare instead!
Handy: Too late! You have to answer, or you'll get smurfed!
Tailor: Fine (Deep breath) I think Smurfette is pretty cute. I guess I'd kiss her.
Tailor: What is it?
Handy: Nothing. It's just - I have had a crush on Smurfette for a while now.
Tailor: Oh. Sorry - I didn't know.
Handy: I even invented a Smurfmobile for her.
Tailor: I made her a dress!
Handy: You should know, she told me I was her forever lover, you know, don't you remember?
Tailor: Well, after loving me, she said she couldn't love another.
Handy: Is that what she said?
Tailor: Yes, she said it. You keep dreaming.
Handy: I don't believe it!
Tailor: So, it's your turn. Do you want --