Karen: You're not Harrison Ford at all! You've been lying to me for months!
Harrison: Calm down, honey. I never actually said I was Harrison Ford.
Karen: You said you played The Fugitive!
Harrison: I said I played a fugitive. And by "played", I mean, "am". I need forty dollars and your car keys.
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Betsy: So what was it like making Blade Runner?
Harrison: Exhausting. And painful. So many blades. So much running.
Betsy: I've seen the regular version and the director's cut, and I have to know. Were you a replicant?
Harrison: No! I was Harrison Ford! I'm still Harrison Ford!
Betsy: Calm down, Harrison. I'm just talking about your character.
Harrison: My character is impeccable!
Betsy: Relax, Harrison. I was just asking about the movie.
Harrison: How many photos of me and Mark Hamill do I have to show you, woman?
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Raquel: How could I have been so naive? You're nothing like Harrison Ford! Harrison Ford is a gentleman!
Harrison: Look, I don't deserve you. I know that. But I need you, and I don't need anything.
Raquel: Oh, please. Your movie lines won't work on me again. The wedding's off. I want you out of my apartment by tomorrow.
Harrison: You'll get the engagement ring back when I get my family!
Raquel: That doesn't make any sense.
Harrison: Are you going to finish those fries?