Jessica: You're the Harrison Ford?
Harrison: I am.
Jessica: If you're really Harrison Ford, then what was your last movie?
Harrison: It's called Firewall. I play a bank's security agent who has to break into his own computer system in order to save his kidnapped family.
Jessica: That movie sounds a lot like The Net.
Harrison: Well, before that I made Hollywood Homicide, a murder mystery about a veteran cop and his young partner - who thinks he's the next Brando! Wait, where are you going?
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Harrison: Pack of Parliament Lights, please.
7-11 Clerk: Can I see some ID?
Harrison: Sure. (Hands over license)
7-11 Clerk: I'm sorry, but Harrison Ford would never smoke those.
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Nicolette: (Sobbing) Was any of it true, Harrison? The sweet words?
Harrison: Of course!
Nicolette: The promises?
Harrison: I meant every one of them!
Nicolette: The autographed letter from Chewbacca?