- All your crackers are gone.
- As is your licorice.
- Her bedroom door is nearly always closed, with a folded towel poking through the two-inch gap under the door.
- When she sees you eating a Double Whopper, she blushes, looks embarrassed, and walks out of the room.
- Her conversation is peppered with meaningless words like "looptid".
- Occasionally, there is a mysterious clapping sound coming from her bedroom.
- Your bottle of Hennessey is nearly empty.
- When she dances, she looks like MC Hammer on crack.
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