Times I clicked the "repair" button on the wireless network menu: 42
Times I unplugged and then plugged in the router: 14
Emails received: 140
Non-spam emails received: 25
Emails that were legitimate personal correspondence, expressed as a percentage of the total: 5.7%
Blog comments received: 18
Percentage of blog comments that were spam: 100%
Blog entries composed offline: 2
Entries currently trapped on my home machine: 2
Weeks since I threw out my "obsolete" floppy disks: 5
Cumulative minutes spent watching ESPN2 to get the score of the Cal-Washington State game: 19
Increase in productivity: 62%
Miles run: 3 1/4
Fake stairs climbed: 4140
Words misused without the internet to confirm definitions: 2
Times I slapped my forehead upon learning that the outage was due to our ethernet cable being slightly unplugged for two days: 2
