garfield is correct
election reflections
a sean keane update
antagonistic behavior from my youth, part 3: what do i want?
errol morris, abu ghraib, alice in wonderland, weekend at bernie's, and saying cheese
the facial hair of personal rejuvenation
the olympic torch
a brief photo essay about whole foods market
new friends on the internet
this little piggy went to market
on being sick and being fat
ciudad de los kiddies
new links to explore
the sf chronicle discovers the treehouse
live-action video games for my apartment, part one
even unsexier descriptions of sex
cleaning out the fridge
sean-the-keane and the blustery day
exciting tolkien news
my favorite carols, part four: have yourself a merry little christmas
my favorite carols, part 3: sweet little jesus boy
fun facts about "uhf"
my favorite carols, part two: jingle bells
my favorite carols, part 1: i'll be home for christmas
why am i such a misfit? i am not just a nitwit.
some thoughts on veterans day
despair is the aftertaste of workplace pride
columbus chat
thomas crapper's name is merely coincidence
the person who speaks spanish is not here
your source for all things jigar
happy columbus day!
treehouse green gifts
505: the civilization express
just let me wash your body til the break of day
million-dollar idea: capri sun cocktails
britney spears & unpleasant stimuli
my 9/11 tribute act
he is microwave popcorn
prank war continues: amir goes too far?
dream journal, 5/11/05: don't diss ludacris
a conversation about spirit animals
my mutant power
a photo that looks like america
technology and mean older brother pranks
a short conversation from the stevie nicks concert
sf beer & oyster festival
memories of prop 227
belated memorial day post
more typekey defiance
1.2 hours of fitness
the most responsible alcoholic blackout of all time
kenny rogers, photographer
the greatest prank war of all time
sean keane college tour @ sf state
fairly great, not that american
more effects of typekey registration
squelch references in odd places
early effects of typekey registration
ilkka speaks some geek
tv recommendation
don imus and queen latifah
the eggs-traordinary easter of 2005
more australian video fun
sean keane @ sf comedy club, 3/24
sneezing and the observer effect
a very sad e-card
more whale watching
whale watching
uncomfortable conversation hearts
you say it's your birthday? it's my birthday, too!
international names for "growing pains"
hey, what's up, babel?
all you need to know about alice/evanescence fans
flashback 1998: what do you want on your tombstone?
saddam execution videos
keane family christmas cards
adios, el tapatio
negativity friendships
laugh your axe off
thanksgiving is a time to hike
a monologue from the 15 line
life is the crummiest book i ever read
for my consideration
thank you, ucpd
sean keane komedy kataklysm
when i met ed bradley
meet the hypnotic brass ensemble
halloween violence in the castro
some tips for halloween
the magic hour
true crime update!
why myspace is jacked
a deleted scene from my sister's wedding
happy birthday molly!
grudge two q & a
harper's index for my recent wireless internet outage
animal excrement in my neighborhood
happy birthday kati vol
cheese and stuff girl
the contra costa times loves zembla
your wedding q&a
tuxedo in the trunk
excerpts from my meditation journal
my doppelganger, timmy williams
candynalysis: cherry cola candee slurpee
the guardian
sean keane @ sf comedy club, september 22
my september 11th story
dangerous animals remember steve irwin, part four: timothy the louse
dangerous animals remember steve irwin, part three: russell the stingray
dangerous animals remember steve irwin, part two: angus the spitting cobra
dangerous animals remember steve irwin, part one: nigel the crocodile
fighting the law, sort of
regaining focus
tower of power
come fly with me
sean keane at 50 mason, 8/5/06
lenny bruce is not afraid
sparing the air
the continuing cultural importance of warren g & nate dogg
comedy competition recap, part 2
comedy competition recap
the new yorker gets "hip"
antagonistic behavior from my youth, part 3: that's the ticket
How the Presidency of William Henry Harrison Compares With Our Trip to the Russian River
ucsb graduation, 2006
one man, two shows, one location, fifty mason
more reasons why i am a nerd
that old time rock and roll
out-of-context excerpts from the first chapter of "the clue in the embers", hardy boys mystery #35
comedy competition update
happy birthday moe, lou, aage, salman, paula, garfield, dirk, and sean
two chances to see sean keane stand-up
notes from the neighbors
the hidden subtext of conversations
last-minute 50 mason booking, 6/10/06
the pissed-off-at-the-pissed-off-voter-guide voter guide
the new navy
why i am not afraid of the mummy
lollipop paint shop (patent pending)
bless you
new sean keane located
somebody's getting married, part 2: the soundtrack
somebody's getting married, part 1: ohana means family
nash bridges pretends to be gay
more on the da vinci code
choosing roadside assistance
living in the city and giving bad directions
bar mitzvah tour 2006, part 6: the bar mitzvah
the office boyfriend
overheard conversations in the castro, 5/09/06
the grand master transfer station
more corporate sponsorship for BART
an ornithological look at the castro
corporate sponsorship for BART
being a hero in my neighborhood
how early is too early? part 2
how early is too early? part 1
blogging unrestrained
the death of edgar
bar mitzvah tour 2006, part 5: the warner brothers lot
bar mitzvah tour 2006, part 4: city of firebaugh
the con of man
shameful judging in apples to apples
sean keane at 50 mason, april 21st
what jesus don't know won't hurt him
bar mitzvah tour 2006, part 3: the danceoff
a keane family wedding, part 2: being a licensed minister
a keane family wedding, part 1: let's roll
iron comic 3 recap
bar mitzvah tour 2006, part 2: the alpha male
bar mitzvah tour 2006, part 1: city of compton
grafitti
l.a. story
that's what you say
in case of emergency
more aussie comedy and legal issues
muni goes to disneyland
iron comic iii
radio looky lou
in which i predict the weather
santa barbara trip, part 3: san ardo, town of lost souls
lessons from young sean, part 4: sticking with the joke
playing doctor
oscar roundup
observations from a party, 3/5/06
the greatest moment in ricki lake history
on posting dates and post-dating
the legend of edward 40-hands
pdx-cursion, part 2: stumptown roundup
another ode to a muni line
the most unintelligible conversation i have ever heard
photos from golden gate park
things i learned while i was sick
santa barbara trip, part 2: the worst person in the world
ways in which the vice president is like one of our clients
return of the sean: sean keane at 50 mason, february 24th
santa barbara trip, part 1: adventures with tires
two dolla subscription update
do you have to eat or get your hair cut in heaven?
highlights from brit hume's interview with dick cheney
high five a muslim day
department of department of corrections corrections
anthropology at 4th and howard
ways to make work more like eating at a chinese restaurant
hypothetical slogans for "stuck on lou", the hot new blog
to be young and in love and on bart
sean keane at 50 mason, february 3rd
directions for the english-impaired
pdx-cursion, part 1: gutley
the adventures of Kid Press Corps!
how to pick up girls
stand up for stand-up, 1/25/06
ain't no excursion on this fare
the safeway magazine rack
whoa nellie
muni journal, 1/5/06
two stories about a zip-up sweatshirt
the highlight of my new year's day
state of the zembla
merry christmas: here's some self-promotion
christmas gifts, part 2
christmas gifts, part 1
technically, it's "dennis"
iron comic!
what i learned on thanksgiving
where? right in the crotch
a nickname update from chile
november 18th
imagine an iron mask filled with nougat
my trip to nascar
on correspondence with prisoners
blatant self-promotion
csma/cd
i am not an animal
on a warm summer's evening in a compact car bound for nowhere
noe street discusses home-buying (2004)
full-priced baseball
NBA Teams That Could Be Legally Represented By The Non-Profit Appellate Law Office Where I Work
russian river rafting announcement
happy 37th to me
klown kollege, or how i learned to stop worrying and love getting shot out of a cannon
final squelch of 04-05 with final 04-05 sean keane famousness
laughter is the best medicine
upcoming events
a surefire way to thwart officer toughkins
in greek, it'd be sunergos
shakes vs. officer toughkins
the loneliness of the sideline reporter
i know, they're called doctors
the 20q handheld electronic game and the future of artificial intelligence
there's nothing like publicity, and this is nothing like publicity!
sizing up the competition: sean keanes around the world
how we met, part three: dan small
door-to-door fighting
my election night journal
sean keane's growing internet famousness, 11/1/04: mcsweeney's
it could have been a brilliant career: sean's adventures in acting, part 2: yes! you found a supernova!
disturbing trends in the triangle
sean keane's growing internet famousness
let's just say larry brown wasn't invited
there'll be time enough for indie rockin when we're old
you're on their turf
ths is what happens when you don't pay the money you owe, sharon
blogcleaning
maybe if i had my own sylph . . .
me got game
zembla's easter eggstravaganza, part 1: the circus club
something is changing inside me, and don't you know
is it feti? - no, fetuses is fine
a breakdown in international relations
goateequest 2004: the first ten days
not by the hair on my chinny chin chin
play it again, zem
two glass jars full of dirt do not equal a device
antagonistic behavior from my youth, part 2: jenny, i got your number
antagonistic behavior from my youth, part 1: the greek theatre
zembla goes east, part 5: the neal pollack invasion
zembla goes east, part 4: baseball in southie
zembla goes east, part 3: the difference between harvard and m.i.t.
zembla goes east, part 2: the harvard teen girl squad
zembla goes east, part 1: boston, you're my home
stories about my sister molly, part 3: earmuffs!
stories about my sister molly, part 2: hide-and-seek champion of all time
stories about my sister molly, part 1: gender confusion
asian-american children's names
getting your haircut, the fatalistic way
dear john
Z-E-M-B-L-A, it's coming back, it's coming back
opinions were like kittens, i was giving 'em away
case closed!
a fair and balanced look at "office space"
the reverse entropy of traffic regulation
lessons from young sean, part 3: telling it like it is
zembla goes south, part 6: jessee's car
zembla goes south, part 5: the pet name
zembla goes south, part 4: the san diego zoo
zembla goes south, part 3: tijuana
zembla goes south, part 2: the short conversation
zembla goes south, part1: la freeways
ward street week, part the last: why don't you come out here?
ward street week, part 5: the überbong
ward street week, part 4: the difference between oakland and berkeley
ward street week, part 3: scenes from "the matrix", rewritten as if the matrix were my apartment, ward street d
ward street week, part 2: breaking up is hard to do
ward street week, part 1: homecourt advantage
the greatest fashion advice comes from children
lessons from young sean, part 2: the world of politics
lessons from young sean, part 1: getting what you want
goodbye is not a good enough word, so i'll just say fare thee well
discipline and punishment worthy of a seven year-old michel foucault
¿como se llamas tus llamas?
near-great moments in retorts
the most fabulous place on earth
today's young people
the door test, kid, that's what counts
more like bad-ison avenue!
the matrix: reloaded
three stories about pool sanitation
another dream: soccer with john mayer
*warning: contains spoilers*
about michael caine the man, not michael caine the actor
first holy communion: a report from the front
On turtles and greetings and kindness
our greatest living writer
a heartwarming tale of easter
one step closer to living off the fat of the land
pecking and kicking with dimitri
news from the front
stories about my sister megan, part 3: the doctor kit
stories about my sister megan, part 2: when animals attack
stories about my sister megan, part 1: the code
sf chronicle famousness
st. patrick's day and lying to children: two great tastes that taste great together
taking out the trash
it could have been a brilliant career: sean's adventures in acting, part 1: the supernova cd-rom
legal trouble for zembla
there is a light that never goes out
two weeks notice, except less
what kind of a restaurant doesn't have vermouth?
well, a lot of good cars are japanese
from the archives: typographical conversation theory
sentient cotton candy
notes on the "manhunter" dvd
adventures in tolkien nerdery
born to be... wild?
from the archive: the willie mays story - October 10, 1986
sara and sami and the dump
sean is slightly famouser
from the archive: age 14 writings
¡uno más!
aaron vinson and alphabetical prejudice
how we met, volume 2 - dustin reed
ward street d: the evolution
trends i have noticed, but do not understand
all is noisy on new year's day
we get letters, december 2002 edition
how we met, volume 1 - kristen larson
warren g, you useless, useless bastard
demorol, sweet demorol
two conversations involving felix, ex-roommate yi's best friend, spring of 1998
the harsh road to caldecott (in which gene is paraphrased at length)
heart-to-hearts
an open letter to the guy standing behind me at the ben folds concert, warfield theatre, 11/15/02
some dreams i had during late december/early january 1998/99
speeding motorcycle
on emotions
surgery update
kneed i say more?
two tales of thanksgiving violence
dinner with kati voluntine and gene wood, a review
upbeat bonus entry
for those of you on a kneed-to-know level...
KOIT
historical artifact
new fred lee music
got the tickets?
recommendations, 8/28
i'm not a scab, i'm a _strikebreaker_
lawrence hall of sadness
aaron vinson and gene wood debate technology (from 1998)
parsley, rage, rosemary, and time
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