A couple of weeks ago, I spent almost 48 hours in Arizona. As always, it was educational. Here's what I learned:
Tem-pee
"Tem-pee" is how you say the name of the city where Arizona State is located. "Tem-pay" is a high-protein, soybean-based cake. I had to be corrected a few times.
Technically, "Tem-pay" follows normal Spanish pronunciation more accurately than "Tem-pee". However, I am not a prescriptivist when it comes to pronunciation. For example, Ike's Place is at 16th and SAN-chez, not Sohn-chez, and, despite what my father says, the all-girls Catholic school in Concord, Carondelet, does not rhyme with "Chevrolet".
Tempe Town Lake
Tempe Town Lake is an artificial lake in the bed of the Salt River, near Sun Devil Stadium in Tempe. It has large rubber barriers which are coated with sunscreen during the summer so they don't crack in the 110-degree heat. The water quality is so bad that triathletes regularly get sick after competing in events there. Tempe plans to use water from a sewage treatment plant to fill the lake, and most people agree that it will be significantly cleaner.
My correspondent in Arizona tells me that the water smells like sewage already, particularly in the summer. Owners of the expensive homes that border Tempe Town Lake are particularly vexed by the stink. My correspondent says it serves them right for buying waterfront property in the middle of the desert. It didn't work for Lex Luthor and it's not going to work for you, nouveau riche of Tempe.
The Giants are going to be bad this year
Yup.
giants did well today. I saw it with my own two eyes!
that's me! I'm the arizona correspondent! At last, sweet sweet fame.
Interesting. I just went pedalboating on Tempe Town Lake this week, and saw all the triathletes getting ready for their race the next day. It didn't smell bad but it looked pretty awful. We sort of wondered about the people who would swim in it.