top five rejected lyrics from bryan adams' "have you ever really loved a woman?"


Top Five Rejected Lyrics From Bryan Adams' "Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman?"

5. Tell me have you really really really really loved a woman?
4. Seriously? I mean, really really really loved a woman?
3. Really really really really really have you really really really really really really loved a real woman?
2. Dude, cross your heart and hope to die, have you fucking loved a woman or not, motherfucker?
1. Oh, you can't tell me it's not worth really really dying for, I can't help it, there's nothing I want more


Hee hee hee ... ooh! (wipes tears out of eyes). Thanks. That was lovely.

Spontaneous Bryan Adams references? Hitting the KFOG a bit too hard lately? Just say no, man.

Julie says she's happy to help "squeeze the creative juices." You forgot the Pledge of Allegiance remix.

haha. funny boy. very funny. Oh, my side.

I really, really hope you had to look up the exact lyrics for that "Everything I Do (I Do It For You)" quote.

sean, search your heart. search your soul.

I think you will find there is not a goddamn thing funny about brian adams. the man is a genius.

my first cd ever was the single of this song. yes. i admit it. i am now really ashamed.

Hey! Leave Bryan Adams alone dudes! That's an awesome song. All through the song it tells you HOW to love a woman. Have you not ever felt this way for a woman? I have.

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