While home in the P-Hill doing laundry and visiting with the folks - not necessarily in that order - my mom produced an old sign scribbled on the back of a spelling test, that I had made with my sister Megan when I was eight years old. For the historical record, I present here a copy of said sign, replicating it as accurately as possible.
RESTRICTED ALL PEOPLE UNDER 7 not permitted
Some of the lanuge + violence in here would not be suitable for children Under Seven. Parental Guidness is suggested.
PS: If you want trouble, knock.
PPS: For more information, open the door.
PPPS: The number is 1-800-442-6138.
PPPPS! If you drive us crazy will report you to the National Society of Stupid Kids. The number is 1-800 PESTY KIDS.