April 05, 2003
childhood jokes rewritten as commentary on war criminals, part 2

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

The illegal secret bombing of Cambodia.

The illegal secret bombing of Cambodia who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The illegal secret bombing of Cambodia.

The illegal secret bombing of Cambodia who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad Henry Kissinger never had to face charges for the illegal secret bombing of Cambodia?!?

Posted by sean at April 05, 2003 02:26 AM
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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Oliver North.

You mean the guy responsible for selling arms to revolutionary forces in Latin America against the expressed policies of the Congress?

Yes, that's me. And here is what I think we should be doing in Iraq....

G.W. Bush: Listen to this guy he knows his stuff.

FOX News: Can we get an interview, Ollie?

O. North: Wait in line, Mr. Murdoch. I've got CNN on my jock right now.

Posted by: cbsisco on April 5, 2003 03:06 PM

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