A salesman knocked on the door of Little Johnny Kissinger's house in December of 1975. Little Johnny answered the door.
"Johnny, is your father, Henry Kissinger, there?" he asked.
"He ain't home. He be out with President Suharto, approving Indonesia's invasion of East Timor, even though the military action be illegal and Indonesia be using US-supplied military equipment." Johnny replied.
"'He be out'? 'Indonesia be using'? Johnny, where's your grammar?"
"She ain't home either."