April 08, 2003
childhood jokes rewritten as commentary on war criminals, part 3

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A salesman knocked on the door of Little Johnny Kissinger's house in December of 1975. Little Johnny answered the door.

"Johnny, is your father, Henry Kissinger, there?" he asked.

"He ain't home. He be out with President Suharto, approving Indonesia's invasion of East Timor, even though the military action be illegal and Indonesia be using US-supplied military equipment." Johnny replied.

"'He be out'? 'Indonesia be using'? Johnny, where's your grammar?"

"She ain't home either."

Posted by sean at April 08, 2003 01:40 PM
Comments

hahaha. that be funny!!

Posted by: tracy on April 8, 2003 02:05 PM

Sean - Whyscome you so much more funnier than I's be's? Why! WHY!!

Posted by: Teddy on April 8, 2003 02:53 PM

whoo! finally caught back up on the Zembla. I've got to stop taking such extended blog vacations.

Posted by: danny on April 9, 2003 12:48 AM

Dude dude dude. Doughnut stop with the "childhood jokes rewritten as commentary on war criminals " series. It feels like such a slap in the face by the end. Same kinda feeling as an image of Jesus washing Bush's feet before the war.

Posted by: K. A. Nizami on April 9, 2003 04:14 PM

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