Point/Counterpoint: Tony the Tiger vs. Bill Walton

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Tony

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Frosted flakes are the taste adults have grown to love. They're grrrreat!

Bill Walton

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What is he talking about? Have you tasted frosted flakes? Frosted Flakes are horrrrrible. Get them out of here!

Frosted Flakes claims to be part of a balanced breakfast? When I think of a balanced breakfast, I think of the great ones. Pancakes and orange juice. Sausage and eggs. Larry Bird. Robert Parish. French toast. Frosted Flakes is the worst breakfast cereal in the history of the world.

Look at these ingredients. Riboflavin? Riboflavin is a TERRIBLE vitamin. No vitamin in the last twenty years has disappointed like riboflavin has. The Kellogg's corporation needs a timeout here.

In the immortal words of the Grateful Dead, those who choose to lead must follow. But if you fall, you fall alone. If you should stay, then who's to guide you? Not Tony the Tiger. Not the Honey Smacks frog. And definitely not Kenyon Martin.

2 Comments

1. Watch it, Bubb! I love Frosted Flakes, so does Dr. V.
2. Why aren't you working, FDAP slave!? (Today, Sean was offered to take over my job when I go to law school in the fall. Congrats!)

woo! two law school bloggers on the same site. we should form a partnership or something.

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