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July 30, 2005
noe street discusses home-buying (2004)
To protect their anonymity, I have assigned pseudonyms to my former roommates "Mack": People at work talk about the houses they're buying or looking at, but they only ever talk about the square footage, just reciting statistics. I notice things like wood, structural things. Not - if you took this house, and removed all the furniture, and all the walls, how much area would you have. "Dean": This is my girlfriend. She displaces 11.8 liters of water. "Mack" I guess it's just assumed that every house has grey carpet, white walls, and a big garage. Maybe I'm alone in this. Sean: (extending arms) My new house holds *this* much popcorn. Posted by sean at July 30, 2005 12:19 PMComments
I really don't think so. 11.8 liters of water weighs 26 pounds, at .029 liters per fluid ounce, 128 fluid ounces per gallon, and 1 gallon (of water) per 8.34 pounds. Posted by: "Piranha" on August 2, 2005 02:08 PMI changed my mind. 11.8 is exactly right. thanks, lantana! Posted by: "fistin" on August 2, 2005 02:56 PMwhat movie was that where val kilmer is a blonde teenager and uses lasers or microwaves or something to fill up his frat house with popcorn? i probably got that all wrong. sean, would you email me? i can't find your address, and the pentavirate owes me a beer. Posted by: que ti on August 5, 2005 01:07 AMso delighted i was by the memories of popcorn and laser guns that i netflixed it and am now watching it. Posted by: michele on August 11, 2005 08:22 PMI used to know a guy in the undergrad berkeley physics program who looked a lot like Val kilmer's character in Real Genuis. He even worse Hawaiian shirts and flipflops. Often people would point out that he looked like Val kilmer from real genuis and he would accept it as some kind of grand compliment. Personally I think Val Kilmer's face is a lot skinier. Posted by: Tommaso Sciortino on August 16, 2005 02:02 PMPost a comment |
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