Stuck On Lou is taking the Internet by storm! Here are some hypothetical slogans to help hype up that site.
"Get stuck on 'Stuck on Lou'"
"Only a Lou-natic would ignore this blog!"
"I am stuck on Stuck On Lou 'cause Stuck On Lou's stuck on me"
"Go Stuck yourself"
"You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo -- Lou-se yourself"