This afternoon, I went on a whale watching trip off the coast of Santa Barbara. Here was the highlight:
Captain Gary: You can see gray whales off our port side.
Middle-aged woman: Those whales are heading down to Ventura for dinner.
First mate Athena: Actually, they're going down to Baja California to mate.
Me: That depends on how dinner goes.
Well, that's pretty good.
Very nice. Though you're lucky you didn't get throw overboard. Those wise-cracking tourboat captains don't take kindly to being upstaged.