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Americans To Vote On New Color For Terror Alerts, M&Ms

When Americans file their tax returns in April, or purchase a package of Peanut Butter M&Ms, they will have the chance to choose between cobalt, periwinkle twill, and electric lime. In a joint effort between M&M-Mars and the Department of Defense, voting will be held to determine the new color for M&Ms and terror alerts. Defense Sceretary Donald Rumsfeld indicated that the new terror color would indicate a slightly heightened alert level with warnings on international travel. "When this new warning/candy color is revealed, Americans are urged to stock up on duct tape as well as a variety of delicious milk chocolate confectionaries, available in Original, Peanut, and Crispy," Rumsfeld announced. He added, "American freedom melts in your mouth, not in your hands."


i can just see the new public service announcements featuring animated M&Ms dressed as Iraqui housewives, talking to live actors in flag-printed tanktops. The M&Ms will express fear that the actors are going to "eat" them, while the actors will assure the M&Ms that they are only interesting in eating Saddam Hussein.

these last two posts have been high quality... all I can really add at the moment is the thought of Rumsfeld getting a crazy tattoo on his face like Tyson, wouldn't that be fucked up?

It strikes me as highly ironic that our nation can be given the power to vote on candy shell colors but not on whether we start a highly expensive, entirely pointless war nowhere near our borders despite international and popular opposition. M&M's suck anyway; it's all about the Hershey's Treasure Chests and you know it.

I think they taste terrible.........

In the year 2000 the company (Mars) changed the recipe to using SKIM MILK,MILKFAT and they are disgusting!!!!!

I havent eaten them in 5 yrs or so and have a quest going on to try and get the company to change the recipe back to pre-2000 standards!!!!!!!

Have you noticed a change in the way they taste,you dont really like them anymore??? Well,this is why........

Im going crazy trying to get the company to change it back to the original (I DONT KNOW WHY THESE STUPID COMPANIES MESS WITH SUCCESS)

Please click below and send the company feedback about how you DO NOT LIKE THE NEW RECIPES (With skim milk,milkfat) and you want the older kind before 2000 back!!!!! (With reg. milk and NO milkfat)

PLEASE TRY AND HELP ME IN MY QUEST FOR GOOD CANDY COMING BACK......(The more people who send them email the better chance i have)

Thank you & God Bless you all :)

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