uncomfortable conversation hearts


Thanks to the ACME Heart Maker, Zembla brings you some special treats for Valentine's Day. Sure, you can get sugary candies anywhere that say, "BE MINE" or "KISS ME". But what if the passion is gone, the flames have died down, and only throbbing resentment remains?

You need Uncomfortable Conversation Hearts.








i got spanish speaking hearts today! i learned "vamos" from my heart. i knew that one already admittedly, so mostly what i learned was about cavities.

nod. "OOPS STD" is genius.


omg. i am sorry. that just...well, i have no excuse.

aw, you inept little cutie.

wow!!! i want some to give to my boy friends. lol
if i had one

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